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Today’s Question: Be Gay or Celibate

If you had to choose between all the sex you could want— with a gender you don’t— or no sex at all, what would you choose? In this episode we discover that this is NOT an Inclusive Or: you can’t choose both.
Also, we find out Daniel likes bears and gives into prison sex suspiciously easily.

The Best Panhandler on Ninth Street

Carlos tells a nice story about how– with the right view of life– you, too, can spend hundreds of dollars on blow tonight. Daniel tells a story he immediately regrets. But it’s okay: you’ll regret listening to it, too.

Apparently Carlos can take a punch

This classic recording is from October 9, 2008 and chronicles Carlos’ exploits at being exploited. As you can see– we’ve had the idea for this podcast for over two years… If only we’d bothered spending that time increasing the quality of our episodes.

Internal Dialogues Gives You Bad Advice

In an effort to test their empathy after a failed test, Carlos and Daniel decide to answer some real questions for real advice columnists… only to realize that real people are stupid and real advice isn’t fun.

T-Rob in… “Weather and Crazy Eyes”

Daniel fails to show up this week, so Carlos´ great friend Trumpet Rob steps in to discuss ladies and small talk. One of them we find useless and the other difficult and frustrating… and vice versa. Whenever we search for Trumpie on our friends list, we always start out writing TRUMPET. It is a good thing that his last name also starts out with those letters or else we would never find him.